Ok, who ate my wool socks and left holes massive enough for all the toes to stick out, as if I didn’t know? Ok, so whom did laundry last time and why are my socks in this disgusting condition? Oh my Striped Socks! Is that darn washer agitator eating socks again or not, because if it is the darn thing gets replaced immediately?
My lovely woolies in tatters! I intend to get to the bottom of this before shopping online at my favorite socks website and replacing these socks. It’s funny but these holes look a lot like dogteeth were having at them and if that is the case, then I’ve an idea who might have eaten these socks. But that’s silly, how would the Dalmatian ever get her lips on my woolies, as they are never left out where she can get at them, unless she took them out of the laundry basket. I bet someone left my socks out where the dogs got them, and they decided it might be a grand idea to play tug of war with them and shred them in the process. I need to travel and a Riad Marrakech
The more I look at these holes; I’m convinced the Dalmatian did this, which means I should check her teeth for evidence. I bet if I went to the laundry room, I’d find out who washed last week and why they didn’t see those big holes in my socks. No wonder I’ve holes in my socks when someone else does the washing, but hold on here because it could be that a dog did this too. Where are my Over Knee Socks? These socks are done for that’s for sure and that is sad because this was my favorite pair to being with. I’m sure that Weimaraner is behind this dastardly deed as she never did respect socks and would actually eat the whole thing if given a chance. I suppose I could just log online and buy myself another nice pair or two of woolies at my fave socks website, but I honestly have to admit that the suspense is about to do me in. I know I’m gong to find wool all over Ghost’s bed when I check. Bet it was my sister who did the socks, as she’s always on the cell phone not paying attention to what the dogs are doing. Now this is just wrong.
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